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Santa Banta SMS |
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 165) |
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 162) |
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 109) |
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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 166) |
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 145) |
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 114) |
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 113) |
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 96) |
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 112) |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 186) |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 133) |
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An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 126) |
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Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 124) |
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