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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 193) |
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148) |
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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges
are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148) |
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 144) |
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 83) |
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 140) |
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 131) |
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Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.
Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 147) |
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 74) |
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 157) |
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 159) |
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No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 145) |
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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 175) |
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