Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Do u know similarity between
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday
that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the
most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.