Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what
the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss
to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic.
It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Kripya Dhyaan De,





Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Geeta mein likha hai?








are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna
hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to
theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.